I have the coolest little brother ever! He's one of my best friends, and he amuses the heck out of me. Funny things he's said while I've been home:
(While pointing to something he'd written.)
Mom: Hey Tom, how do you spell neighbor?
Tommy: Not like that!
Tommy: Let's link arms and skip! . . . Never mind, skipping is for wimps.
(After some lovely display of eleven-year-old boy fascination with all things gross, encouraged by my father.)
Me: Mom, do you want to come back to Provo with me?
Tommy: Why? We're just two dudes doing what dudes do!
(While playing Life on the Wii)
Tommy: Man, my wife is ugly!
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